Life Lessons I Hope You Don’t Learn

I believe that in life, God uses our experiences to teach us things. Sometimes those experiences are good, sometimes bad, and sometimes just embarrassing. Lucky for me, in my 21 years I have had plenty of life lessons. Here are a few tips so you don’t have to learn the hard way

Always keep your car clean because sometimes a client will insist on driving with you in your car. Uh excuse me while I throw everything in the trunk.

Always have your legs shaved because you never know when you will dislocate your kneecap and have to go to the emergency room. Nobody wants to see that.

Always keep your room clean because if your room floods, it is not pretty. Perks of living in the basement eh?

When working with the elderly, it is best to refrain from saying, ” I love you to death.” They may get offended from the common phrase.

When typing a text message about someone, make sure you don’t send it to the person you are actually are talking about. I have done this a few times and it does not end well. Better yet, don’t talk bad about someone at all.

As I learned the other night, make sure your lights are turned on when leaving the gas station. The police don’t think that is very smart and may give you a warning.

When doing facials, make sure you don’t put the mask on your eyebrows. When the mask comes off, your eyebrows may go too. That is not a cute look my friends. I wish I could hug my middle school self because that was awful.

If you are driving and rapping to Justin Beiber, make sure your windows are shut. It can provided too much entertainment for those around you.

When you go black bear seeing, don’t wear the color orange and don’t get excited. It may cause the bear to charge.

So take these tips and apply them to your life so you don’t have to learn the lessons I had toAnd in case you need a reference for the type of bear that doesn’t like orange, here ya go!